Random Jokes

My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt!

I hitted her with baseball bat.
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Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?

Because the runway was only 25ft long, but a mile wide.
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What's Britney Spears' next career goal?

To learn how to sing.
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Sign of drinking problem...

You shout, "I'm not as think you drunk I am."
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What's long and hard and excites a girl
when she's finally lucky enough to get on it?

The road to success!
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How many Los Angeles police officers does it
take to beat up a black motorist?

None. He fell down the stairs.
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My wife and I are into S & M

She Sleeps and I masturbate
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One blonde to another...

Have you ever read Shakespeare?

No. Who wrote it?
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What does ADIDAS stand for?

All Day I Dream About S*x
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What does FIFA stand for?

Football Is For A**holes
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What does Christmas tree and Priest have in common?

Both have balls just for decoration
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What do you get when you cross an ape with blonde?

A retarded ape